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Funny man quotes poke fun at the quirks, habits, and hilarious logic that often come with being a guy! ๐๐จ Whether it’s stubborn DIY attempts, selective hearing, or the mysterious bond with the TV remote, these quotes highlight the funny side of manhood in all its glory. Get ready to laugh at the legends, myths, and everyday moments that make men so entertaining! ๐๐ง๐
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- If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.
- Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.
- Texting a man first feels like Iโm on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.
- Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. Weโre currently staring at each other.
- I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.
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"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! ๐คฃ๐ #ProviderOfJokes" -
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"Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! ๐ ๐งโณ"
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- Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
- The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.
- You give a man your heart and heโs gonna put it under another girl’s picture.
- Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.
- I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!
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