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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Seen just now on Reddit:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Going viral on Twitch:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Seen just now on Discord:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Just shared via YouTube:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Live now on Discord:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Shared recently on Discord:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Shared recently on Slack:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Making waves on Telegram:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Being awake is the worst.

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