243 Funny man quotes

• Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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• December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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  4 days ago

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• Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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• This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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• Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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• If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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• Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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