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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! πΆοΈπββοΈπ
218 Funny man quotes
Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.
I love men with a provider fetish.
βIβll run it by the bossβ is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.
Girls be like, βI hate this man,β then have sex with him.
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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if weβre not talking.
I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.
As a man, itβs my job to mistake kindness for flirting.
Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.
