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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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