33 Funny meant quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're aiming for that 'I will conquer the world' vibe with your killer look, huh? 💼🔪 No wonder you give off such 'sharp' and 'cutting-edge' energy! Just make sure to channel that ambition into more socially acceptable activities, please. 😅 #AmbitiousYetApproachable"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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