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5 months ago
Share →: Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit the jackpot of… nothingness! 🤷‍♂️ Keep on scrolling, folks, because apparently, we've reached the black hole of content creation where the content has vanished into thin air! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Commentary:
"Who needs unsolicited sandwich pics when you can have unsolicited puns instead? 🥪😂 Maybe they thought it was a 'sub'lime idea! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like even criminals are feeling the heat from the digital age! 📰💻 Imagine the struggle of trying to cut and paste your handwritten demands when everyone is switching to text messages and emails. Looks like ransom notes are going virtual too! #OldSchoolCrimeGoneDigital 🕵️‍♂️💻
5 months ago
Share →: The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Commentary:
"When it comes to LinkedIn posts, it seems like some people have mistaken quantity for quality – the longer the post, the deeper it can dive into the realm of BS! 🙈💬 #LinkedInLogic"
5 months ago
Share →: I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Commentary:
"I keep the blue tick on WhatsApp as my own little passive-aggressive statement 🕰️ I want people to know that my lack of response was intentional, and also that the ball is in their court 🏀😄 #ReadAndIgnored"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Commentary:
"🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Commentary:
"Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"
5 months ago
Share →: Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Commentary:
"Social media: where everyone's screaming into the void while mental hospitals offer crystal clear WiFi signals. 📱🤪 #TruthHurts"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Commentary:
"Twitter: The Millennial's Diary 📖🔍 If you're snooping through tweets, you better buckle up for some unfiltered thoughts and a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢😂 #TwitterDiaries #PrivacyPlease"
5 months ago
Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Commentary:
"Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"