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3 months ago
Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Commentary:
Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama
4 months ago
Share →: My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Commentary:
"Looks like your kids are pursuing their own version of 'Grey's Anatomy: Elementary Edition'! 🏥💉 Who knew running to the school nurse could earn them a PhD in 'I Need a Band-Aid'?"
4 months ago
Share →: Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess being a doctor does come with some perks – who knew playing whack-a-mole on your knee could be a stress-reliever? 🤪💉 #DoctorLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Commentary:
"Are you my appendix? Because I never really noticed you until you started causing me pain! 😂🔪 #UselessOrgans"
4 months ago
Share →: No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the shocking irony of it all! 🙈💔 A defibrillator that fails to do its job truly leaves us all… well, not shocked! ⚡😂 Maybe it needs a little 'electrifying' pep talk to get back in the game! 💪😜"
4 months ago
Share →: “Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Commentary:
"Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"
5 months ago
Share →: Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"
5 months ago
Share →: If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Commentary:
"If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes"
6 months ago
Share →: The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designer wardrobe when you can rock a hospital gown like a runway model? 💁‍♂️💸 Just remember, it's all about the accessories – like those stylish backless ties! 😂👗 #FashionStatement #HospitalChic"
6 months ago
Share →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Commentary:
Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes