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- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
- Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.
- Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.
- I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
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- I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.
- Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.
- Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
- Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
- My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.
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