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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Reported on Messenger:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Reported on YouTube:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Spotted on YouTube:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Making waves on Threads:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Spotted on Slack:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Funny mess up quotes are the perfect way to laugh at life’s little oops moments 😂✨ Whether you’ve spilled coffee on your shirt or sent a message to the wrong person, these hilarious sayings remind us that mistakes happen—and that’s totally okay! 🤪💥 Embrace the chaos, chuckle at the blunders, and share the joy of imperfection with a smile! 😄🎉

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Making waves on Twitch:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Shared recently on Twitch:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Live now on Threads:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Just landed via YouTube:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

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