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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

Breaking via Reddit:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Just landed via Reddit:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Going bananas on YouTube:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Going viral on X:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Going bananas on Reddit:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Just shared via Reddit:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Spotted on Slack:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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65 shares on WeChat this month:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

70 shares on Telegram this month:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

My love language is being sent money.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Trending via Reddit:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Shared recently on WeChat:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Making waves on Messenger:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Breaking via Discord:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Going bananas on Threads:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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