11 Funny met quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

  Commentary:
  "When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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  Commentary:
  "Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

  Commentary:
  "When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

  Commentary:
  Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

  Commentary:
  Well, look on the bright side: if life gives you problems, you’ve got a knack for turning them into epic chaos! 🌪️🙃 Just remember, every disaster is a chance to practice your superhero landing. 💥🦸‍♂️😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆‍♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🤦‍♂️ It's like preparing yourself for a mental gymnastics routine every time they speak! 😂 Taking deep breaths should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Inhalation of stupidity may lead to facepalming." 🤣

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old wisdom of hardware store gurus, capable of fixing anything from leaky faucets to outdated misconceptions! 🛠️👴🤔 #AutismAwareness #LearningFromTheBest

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