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Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

My life coach traded me.

Making waves on TikTok:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Going viral on WeChat:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Making waves on X:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

43 shares on Twitch this month:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

45 shares on Discord this month:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

23 shares on X this month:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Trending via Pinterest:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Live now on Instagram:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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