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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

3 months ago

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

3 months ago

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

3 months ago

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

3 months ago

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

3 months ago