Funny middle finger quotes

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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• My middle finger salutes you.

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  2 months ago

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• You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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  2 months ago

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• You give my middle finger an erection.

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  2 months ago

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• I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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  2 months ago

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• A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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• Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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  2 months ago

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• How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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  2 months ago

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• Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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  2 months ago

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