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17 Funny midnight quotes

Funny midnight quotes capture the humor of those late-night moments. πŸŒ™πŸ˜† From witty remarks about insomnia to playful jabs at the quirks of staying up until the witching hour, these quotes highlight the lighter side of the midnight hour. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun of those sleepless nights! πŸ˜‚πŸŒŒ

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oddβ€”my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Posted on6 months ago

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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