Funny midnight quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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