94 Funny minutes quotes

Funny minutes quotes 🀣⏰ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your everyday moments! Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending meeting πŸ“… or waiting for your coffee to brew β˜•, these witty sayings will have you chuckling in no time. They’re like little bursts of joy πŸ˜‚ that remind us life is too short not to laugh at its quirky timing. Dive into a collection that will tickle your funny bone and brighten your minutes! πŸŽ‰

94 Funny minutes quotes - If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Commentary:
Sounds like the board had an emergency meeting and voted unanimously for more drama! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈπŸ“±πŸŽ­

94 Funny minutes quotes - Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Commentary:
Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… πŸ₯¨πŸ₯·βŒ›

94 Funny minutes quotes - Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Commentary:
Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! πŸ¦„β° Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? πŸ˜†βœ¨

94 Funny minutes quotes - Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Commentary:
Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺπŸ•°οΈ

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94 Funny minutes quotes - When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Commentary:
Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul πŸ˜‚β±οΈπŸΏπŸˆ

94 Funny minutes quotes - β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Commentary:
I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera πŸŽΆβ˜•οΈπŸŽ­