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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.
I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.
I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.
I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.
Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Commentary:
"When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the meeting agenda I'd actually show up for! 🤣🥿✈️ #MultitaskingMasters"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Commentary:
"Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Commentary:
"Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Commentary:
When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
2 months ago
Share →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Commentary:
"Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she's creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty"
2 months ago
Share →: It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It's the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness"
3 months ago
Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"