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90 Funny minutes quotes

Funny minutes quotes 🀣⏰ are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of humor to your everyday moments! Whether you’re stuck in a never-ending meeting πŸ“… or waiting for your coffee to brew β˜•, these witty sayings will have you chuckling in no time. They’re like little bursts of joy πŸ˜‚ that remind us life is too short not to laugh at its quirky timing. Dive into a collection that will tickle your funny bone and brighten your minutes! πŸŽ‰

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œNovember Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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