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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.
People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
My whole life is basically a blooper reel.
If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”
I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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1 week ago
Share →: People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Commentary:
"Admitting mistakes is for amateurs! I'm only professionally flawless 😜🦄✨ #PerfectlyImperfect"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Commentary:
"When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷‍♂️ #Pastatastrophes"
1 month ago
Share →: Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Commentary:
"Taking notes for my 'how not to plan a weekend' guide! 🍿🕵️‍♂️🔍"
1 month ago
Share →: I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Commentary:
"Looks like you got a warm reminder that you're #1! 😂🤗 #EmbracingMistakes #HugItOut"
2 months ago
Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Commentary:
"Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
"Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade"
4 months ago
Share →: My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Commentary:
"Living in a blooper reel: where every day is a hilarious outtake filled with unexpected plot twists and comedic mishaps! 🤪🎬 #LifeIsABlooper"
5 months ago
Share →: So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to make all the mistakes, but hey, at least we can try! 🤷‍♂️⏳ Learn, laugh, and make new mistakes – it's all part of the fun-sized chaos we call existence!"
5 months ago
Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Commentary:
Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes
5 months ago
Share →: One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Commentary:
"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! 😅👩‍🎓 Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! 🤷‍♂️📆 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"