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Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡Ļ has bookmarked:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇰 has copied:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇎 has copied:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡ē has shared:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ļ has downloaded:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇊🇎 has shared:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇞 has bookmarked:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ū has shared:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Trending via YouTube:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Just shared via Threads:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Making waves on Facebook:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Funny mistakes quotes ðŸĪŠ are the perfect way to remind us that everyone slips up sometimes, and that’s okay! 😂 These gems of wisdom add a dash of humor to our blunders, turning facepalms into giggles. Whether it’s a typo that said “duck” instead of… well, you know ðŸĶ†, or a classic mix-up, these quotes celebrate the hilarity in human error. So, buckle up and get ready to laugh at life’s little oopsies! 🎉

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Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ģ has bookmarked:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŧ has shared:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇰🇎 has viewed:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡đ has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ą has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Someone from 🇷🇞 has bookmarked:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇧 has shared:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ŧ has downloaded:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Trending via Pinterest:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Reported on WeChat:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Trending via Slack:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Just shared via Slack:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Going viral on Pinterest:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Breaking via YouTube:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Breaking via Instagram:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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