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25 Funny mistakes quotes

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

2 weeks ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

2 months ago

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

3 months ago

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

3 months ago

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

3 months ago

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

3 months ago

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

3 months ago

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

3 months ago

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

3 months ago

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

3 months ago

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

3 months ago

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

3 months ago

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

3 months ago

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

3 months ago

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

3 months ago

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

3 months ago

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

3 months ago

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

3 months ago

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

3 months ago