Funny quotes moment

159 Funny moment quotes

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

2 weeks ago

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

2 weeks ago

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

2 weeks ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

3 weeks ago

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

1 month ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

1 month ago

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

1 month ago

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

1 month ago

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

1 month ago

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

1 month ago

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

1 month ago

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

1 month ago

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

1 month ago

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

1 month ago

It was me, I let the dogs out.

1 month ago

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

1 month ago

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

1 month ago

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

1 month ago

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

1 month ago

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

1 month ago

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

1 month ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

2 months ago

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

2 months ago

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

2 months ago

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

2 months ago

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

2 months ago

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

2 months ago

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

2 months ago

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

2 months ago