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155 Funny moment quotes

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

It was me, I let the dogs out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Funny Quotes Mar 13, 2025

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025