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I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Trending via Slack:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Live now on Facebook:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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