243 Funny moment quotes

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  15 hours ago

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• “Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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  7 days ago

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• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  1 month ago

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• Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

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  1 month ago

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• I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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  1 month ago

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• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  1 month ago

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• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 month ago

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• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  2 months ago

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• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  2 months ago

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• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

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