169 Funny moment quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

  Commentary:
  "When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦‍♂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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