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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

Avocado is just green butter.

Breaking via Twitch:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Making waves on Messenger:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Just shared via Discord:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Trending via YouTube:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Breaking via Messenger:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Share →: I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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"Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Commentary:
"Cheeseburgers: the ultimate mood swing ninjas 🍔🤪 One bite and you'll be experiencing a whole new level of happiness – it's like a delicious flavor rollercoaster for your taste buds! 🎢 #CheeseburgerMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Commentary:
"Wow, talk about commitment! It's impressive that your bad mood has withstood the test of time like a resilient warrior 😠⏳ Keep on rocking those grumpy vibes, you've definitely mastered the art of longevity in the mood department! 😂👏"
6 months ago
Share →: Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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I'm all for a good thrill, but I draw the line at becoming a human bumper sticker! 🚗💥🤕 Just imagine the hospital food and questionable fashion choices as you recover… But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell at parties! 🏥😅 #LifeGoals

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Just landed via Discord:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Shared recently on Discord:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Seen just now on Threads:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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