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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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