428 Funny never quotes

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Worrying: the ultimate guarantee plan that's 90% effective! 😅🧠💭

  90, happen, i, never, things, works, worry, worrying

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Guess my chin hair decided it's time for a family reunion! 😂🪒👋

  1994, 6, aging, back, chin, chin hair, exaggeration, eyebrow, eyebrow hair, facial, facial hair, five, friends, friendship, growth, hair, hair growth, humor, never, pluck, single, time, today

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Enjoy the intro special because it’s going off the menu soon 😂🍿✨

  acting, again, beginning, behavior, change, dating, enjoy, humor, man, meet, never, personality, relationship

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they're psychic… or just really stingy! 🔮😂

  access, article, article limit, before, frustration, humor, internet, limit, monthly, monthly limit, never, online, online reading, reading, subscription, today, website

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  I've been thinking so much this year, I'm starting to wonder if my brain has a workout playlist. 🧠💪😂

  date, humor, i, joke, much, never, thinking, year

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦

  actually, after, chore, cross, daily, daily life, dish, dishes, experience, household, household task, humor, i, life, list, lot, never, task, to-do, to-do list, washing, washing dish

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Why miss out on nature's free light show? 🌈😲 #DramaticGaspClub

  drama, emotion, gasp, humor, i, nature, never, people, rainbow, reaction, understand

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  😂📸 Guilty as charged! My phone's storage is basically a screenshot museum I never visit! 🖼️✨

  again, born, digital, everything, habit, humor, media, memory, never, phone, procrastination, screenshot, social, social media, technology

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Pretending to be a pirate at the grocery store keeps life spicy! 🏴‍☠️🛒🙃

  acting, age, bad, behavior, fun, humor, little, never, playfulness, spent, thing, time, youthfulness

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you just unlocked the secret to achieving inner peace! 😂🤐🙏

  again, attitude, breakup, communication, conversation, going, gratitude, humor, i, interaction, me, never, relationship, response, right, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, talk, thank, thing

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