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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Trending via Messenger:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Going bananas on YouTube:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Broadcasted on Slack:

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Breaking via TikTok:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Just shared via YouTube:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Making waves on X:

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Live now on Discord:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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