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  • Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

    Commentary:
    “Without earphones on a long journey, it’s like I’m in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust”

  • Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

    Commentary:
    “Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I’ll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕”

  • Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like your knee’s trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it’ll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the sound of spaghetti noodles or your knees? 😂 Looks like your knees are staging an Italian pasta cooking show every time you navigate the stairs! 🍝🤣 Maybe they’re just craving some marinara sauce for extra support!

  • Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

    Commentary:
    “Cheers to the silent daters, gracefully keeping it low-key on social media like undercover love agents! 🕵️‍♀️🤫 And here’s to you – may God bless you with an upgrade in the man department as a special bonus! 🎁😉 #StealthModeDating”

  • Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you’ll make it out eventually! 💪😉”

  • Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

    Commentary:
    👣 Just picturing a centipede tap-dancing down the hallway in its tiny flip flops! The sound would be like a spontaneous percussion concert… or a bizarre tap dancing competition! 💃🕺 Don’t invite them to a quiet library! 📚🤣

  • Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a ‘people-canceling’ button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease”

  • Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

    Commentary:
    Well, it seems like your stomach is ready to give the ocean a run for its money! Just be careful not to attract any amorous blue whales with your impressive belly serenade. Who knew your digestive system had such hidden talents?

  • Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

    Commentary:
    “Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉”

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