61 Funny noise quotes

• Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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  1 week ago

  car, car repair, carey, cd, Christmas, Christmas CD, fine, holiday, holiday music, making, mariah, Mariah Carey, mechanic, music, noise, repair, terrible

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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  3 weeks ago

  constant, ear, ears, hack, humor, insomnia, life, life hack, need, noise, ringing, sleep, sound, tinnitus, white, white noise

• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  4 weeks ago

  check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment

• I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, friend, friends, here, humor, just, noise, statement

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

• I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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  2 months ago

  background, background noise, entertainment, i, multitasking, need, Netflix, noise, phone, scroll, show, while

• Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants

• The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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  2 months ago

  child, confusion, dog, family, humor, husband, noise, sleep, snoring, WTF

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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  2 months ago

  background, background noise, entertainment, hobby, humor, i, multitasking, noise, phone, scroll, scrolling, TV, using, while

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