52 Funny noise quotes — Wordgag ツ

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

5 hours ago5 hours ago

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

1 day ago1 day ago

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

1 month ago1 month ago

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

1 month ago1 month ago

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

1 month ago1 month ago

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

1 month ago1 month ago

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

2 months ago2 months ago

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

2 months ago2 months ago

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

2 months ago2 months ago

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

2 months ago2 months ago

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

2 months ago2 months ago

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

2 months ago2 months ago

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

2 months ago2 months ago

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

3 months ago3 months ago