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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

1 month ago

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

2 months ago

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

2 months ago

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

2 months ago

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

2 months ago

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

3 months ago

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

3 months ago

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

3 months ago

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

3 months ago

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

3 months ago

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

3 months ago

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

3 months ago

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

3 months ago

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

3 months ago

Shazam but for random noises outside.

3 months ago

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

3 months ago

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

3 months ago

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

3 months ago