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Pets donโ€™t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, Iโ€™m not helping.”

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Teens be like, โ€œThis is the worst day of my life,โ€ and itโ€™s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Rich people donโ€™t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still havenโ€™t gotten rich. I don’t know what Iโ€™m doing wrong here.

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