14 Funny obsession quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

  Commentary:
  "I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a guardian angel when you can have a demon obsessed with you? 😈💕 Just make sure they don't get possessive…literally! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

  Commentary:
  "Offering advice in your late 20s to someone in their early 20s is like a toddler trying to guide a newbie on their very first steps in the wide world of adulthood! 🧒👶 While your intentions might be well-meaning, there's no denying the comical mismatch in experience levels. Just remember, we're all in this chaotic journey together! 🌟😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

  Commentary:
  "When someone's obsessed with you: Cue the 'Yikes!' soundtrack 🙈. When someone's not obsessed with you: Time to bring out the 'WTF?!' dance moves 💃. Moral of the story – balance is key, folks! ⚖️😂"

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