Funny Office Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Workday! 💼😂

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

2 months ago2 months ago

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

3 months ago2 months ago

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

3 months ago2 months ago

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

3 months ago2 months ago

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

4 months ago2 months ago

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

5 months ago2 months ago

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

5 months ago2 months ago

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

5 months ago2 months ago

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

5 months ago2 months ago

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Nov 17, 2023Nov 17, 2023

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Nov 2, 2023Nov 2, 2023

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Oct 27, 20232 months ago

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023