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"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
95 Funny office quotes
Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎
Trending Funny Office Quotes 🔥
- “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.
- “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.
- Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
- I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.
- You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
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"When they think you're neck-deep in work, but you're actually in a UFC match with your keyboard trying to wrestle out your password! 🤼♂️🔑🧠 #PasswordOlympics" -
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"Excel-erating my wild side! 📊😜 #SpreadsheetSavage" -
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"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'" -
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"When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy" -
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"When the king of the jungle unsubscribes from your email drama! 🦁📧😂" -
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"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦♂️ #RaisedByDPs" -
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"When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾" -
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"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨" -
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"Just waiting for Bob Ross to pop up and start narrating! 🌲🖌️😴"
Top Funny Office Quotes 🔥
- The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
- I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.
- It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”
- Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
- My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.
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