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77 Funny office quotes

Funny office quotes bring a touch of humor to the everyday grind of work life! 🏢😂 From witty observations about office dynamics to playful remarks on workplace quirks, these quotes capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 routine. Enjoy a laugh and make your office days a bit more entertaining! 😄📎

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

2 weeks ago

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

2 weeks ago

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

2 weeks ago

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

1 month ago

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

1 month ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

1 month ago

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

1 month ago

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

1 month ago

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

2 months ago

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

2 months ago

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

2 months ago

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

3 months ago

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

3 months ago

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

3 months ago

This meeting could have been an unread email.

3 months ago

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

3 months ago

They expect me to work at work.

3 months ago

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

3 months ago