My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster. Posted on2 hours ago
Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable. Posted on2 hours ago2 hours ago
“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me. Posted on8 hours ago
God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” Posted on1 day ago
“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics? Posted on2 days ago
Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” Posted on2 days ago
When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist. Posted on2 days ago
I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Posted on2 days ago
I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people. Posted on3 days ago