59 Funny okay quotes

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  21 hours ago

  View →: It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
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  1 month ago

  View →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
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  1 month ago

  View →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?
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  1 month ago

  View →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
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  2 months ago

  View →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.
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  4 months ago

  View →: ‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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