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Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Just landed via WeChat:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Freshly posted on X:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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76 Funny okay quotes

Funny okay quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor and relatability to your day! Whether you’re looking for a chuckle during a coffee break ☕ or a lighthearted way to break the ice at a party 🎉, these quirky sayings nail the art of being perfectly okay with being just okay. Embrace the giggles and share a smile with your friends, because sometimes being okay is more than enough! 😄✨

New funny okay quotes 👇

6 hours ago
Share →: Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Commentary:
"Major respect to the sweat warriors! 🚶‍♂️🌞 Just yell out 'You good?' to make sure they're still in one piece! 😂🏃‍♀️"
11 hours ago
Share →: Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Commentary:
Oh no, should I be worried about your debate diet? 🗣️🍽️😂
24 hours ago
Share →: When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Commentary:
Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰
1 day ago
Share →: How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Just type "OK." and let the passive-aggressive magic happen 😂📱💥
1 day ago
Share →: I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Commentary:
Amen to that! I'm totally on board with spending a few bucks to avoid assembling another piece of confusing furniture. 🛋️🤣🛠️
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Share →: I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Commentary:
Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️
3 days ago
Share →: Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

Commentary:
Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
6 days ago
Share →: It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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When your car needs a snack but you're all out of oil, just let it nibble on that curb 🍽️😂🚗💥
7 days ago
Share →: “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Commentary:
Nothing's been okay since I realized recess wasn't a lifelong event 😂🤷‍♂️ #AdultingIsHard
1 week ago
Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Commentary:
When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Breaking via Telegram:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Shared recently on Discord:

Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Just landed via Discord:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Making waves on Facebook:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Seen just now on WeChat:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Spreading quickly via X:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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