Funny quotes okay

53 Funny okay quotes

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

1 week ago

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

2 weeks ago

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

2 months ago

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

2 months ago

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

3 months ago

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

3 months ago

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

3 months ago

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

3 months ago

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

3 months ago

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

3 months ago

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

3 months ago

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

3 months ago

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

3 months ago

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

3 months ago

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

3 months ago

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

3 months ago

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

3 months ago

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

3 months ago

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

3 months ago

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

3 months ago