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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Trending via Telegram:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Just shared via Reddit:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Live now on WeChat:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

Spotted on WeChat:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Freshly posted on Facebook:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Making waves on WeChat:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Funny old school quotes

Funny old school quotes bring a nostalgic laugh 🤣, reminding us of simpler times with a witty twist 🎉. Whether it’s classroom antics or retro wisdom, these gems never fail to brighten your day 🌟. Ready to dive into some classic chuckles and timeless humor? Let’s rewind and enjoy the funniest blasts from the past! 📚😂

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

40 shares on Slack this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

51 shares on X this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I have information that will lead to where your hug is at.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Just landed via Instagram:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Spotted on Telegram:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Breaking via WeChat:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Live now on Messenger:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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