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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.
As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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3 days ago
Share →: I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Commentary:
"Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"
4 days ago
Share →: Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Commentary:
"When your pen gets more love than your social life. 😅✒️ #PenPalsForLife"
7 days ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Commentary:
"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"
1 week ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll be forever young at this rate! 😂🎈👴"
4 weeks ago
Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Commentary:
"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
1 month ago
Share →: The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Commentary:
"Time flies when you're having… naps! 😴🕒😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Commentary:
"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"
2 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Commentary:
Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit
3 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"