As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations. Posted on1 hour ago
Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Posted on7 hours ago
The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem. Posted on14 hours ago
One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. Posted on20 hours ago
I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore. Posted on22 hours ago
Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. Posted on1 day ago
Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that! Posted on1 day ago
I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly. Posted on1 day ago
My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Posted on1 day ago
You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. Posted on2 days ago
When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Posted on3 days ago
The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day. Posted on3 days ago
The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Posted on4 days ago
We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. Posted on5 days ago
The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes. Posted on5 days ago
Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to. Posted on5 days ago