98 Funny older quotes

• Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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  35 minutes ago

  age, generation, humor, i, kid, listen, media, old, older, profile, social, social media, technology

• I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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  6 hours ago

  aging, faster, humor, i, know, lesson, life, life lesson, line, much, number, older, patience, things, wait, waiting, zero

• As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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  6 hours ago

  12, adulting, aging, before, done, everything, humor, i, management, morning, needs, older, productivity, routine, time, time management, understanding, why

• The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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  6 hours ago

  aging, alone, forest, humor, i, independence, lifestyle, lived, older, solitude, understand, why, witch, woods

• My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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  7 hours ago

  2007, age, born, email, emails, humor, i, intern, millennial, office, older, technology, unread, unread email, year

• I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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  8 hours ago

  aging, energy, function, humor, i, lifestyle, night, night owl, older, owl, person, sleep, time, tiredness, used

• My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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  13 hours ago

  advice, getting, getting older, humor, older, people, person, preparation, prepare, start, stretching, young, young person

• TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

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  14 hours ago

  age, cheaper, comparison, cost, humor, literally, observation, older, only, price, technology, thing, TV, TVs

• The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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  17 hours ago

  aging, being, comfort, doing, doing nothing, home, humor, i, laziness, love, much, nothing, older, realize, relaxation, self-awareness

• The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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  23 hours ago

  aging, attitude, decision, easier, exit, exit strategy, humor, i, maturity, me, older, say, situation, strategy

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