111 Funny once quotes

• The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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  10 hours ago

  buy, gift, gifts, liked, mention, once, people, urge

• The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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  11 hours ago

  art, care, crazy, health, humor, letting, letting go, mental, mental health, once, relaxation, relief, self, self-care, stress, stress relief, subtle, while, yourself

• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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  12 hours ago

  am, fool, honesty, humor, i, joke, me, once, pure, purity, shame, stop, trust, twice

• Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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  12 hours ago

  book, distraction, excitement, focus, hard, life, once, planning, travel, trip, vacation

• For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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  13 hours ago

  frustration, guys, humor, i, just, once, overthink, self-reflection, situation, thinking, underthink

• I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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  13 hours ago

  actually, bonding, friendship, fun, humor, introvert, know, me, once, patience, personality, relationship, skills, social, social skills, time

• Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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  16 hours ago

  back, clothing, fashion, going, love, once, pant, pants, style, trend, wide-leg, wide-leg pant

• I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

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  16 hours ago

  body, calorie, diet, eating, food, humor, i, knows, love, metabolism, never, once, starvation, surprise

• Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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  18 hours ago

  age, aging, bad, everything, forget, forgetfulness, know, knowledge, memory, old, old age, once, start, time, timing, wisdom

• My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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  20 hours ago

  chores, cleaning, cooking, fantasy, having, humor, man, men, once, relationship, wish

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