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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.
4 days ago
You only live once and thank God for that.
1 week ago
All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.
2 weeks ago
Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
3 weeks ago
Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.
2 months ago
Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?
2 months ago
I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.
2 months ago
Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
3 months ago
Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.
3 months ago
I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.
3 months ago
I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”
3 months ago
For once, I’d like to spiral into control.
3 months ago
You don’t scare me, I was married once.
3 months ago
College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.
3 months ago
Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.
3 months ago
So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.
3 months ago
Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
3 months ago
I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
3 months ago
My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.
3 months ago
Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.
3 months ago
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