I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out. Posted on2 hours ago
The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Posted on9 hours ago
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. Posted on9 hours ago
For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once. Posted on10 hours ago