14 Funny onion quotes

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  6 days ago

  cooking, dehydration, eaten, food, food question, food science, humor, i, measurement, much, need, onion, onion powder, onions, powder, question, science, whole

• A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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  7 days ago

  acting, behavior, food, french, French onion soup, good, humor, onion, pervert, soup

• My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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  1 week ago

  cry, crying, expense, finance, humor, joke, me, money, onion, opening, sarcasm, wallet

• Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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  1 week ago

  close, food, fry, humor, onion, onion ring, ring, rings, snack

• I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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  2 weeks ago

  analogy, anxious, back, deep, depth, humor, i, inside, layers, myself, onion, peel, personality, self-perception, smaller, think

• Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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  2 weeks ago

  always, chefs, cooking, cut, everything, fast, humor, just, kitchen, man, onion, relax, speed

• Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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  3 weeks ago

  brag, chop, cooking, cry, crying, emotions, humor, i, joke, onion, skill

• Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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  3 weeks ago

  cooking, cry, day, humor, kitchen, motivation, onion, onions

• Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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  3 weeks ago

  alternate, chop, cry, human, humans, humor, know, onion, onions, universe, where

• Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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  3 weeks ago

  bit, culture, food, humor, incompatibility, kissing, onion, onion soup, relationship, same, soup, strange, think

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