Funny onion quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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