Funny quotes onion

Funny onion quotes

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

1 month ago

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

3 months ago

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

3 months ago

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

3 months ago

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

3 months ago

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

3 months ago

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

3 months ago

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

3 months ago