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Funny online quotes capture the chaos and comedy of our digital lives! 😂💻 Whether it’s the endless scrolling, accidentally sending the wrong message, or trying to act like you’re not procrastinating, these quotes remind us that the online world is full of funny moments. After all, when in doubt, the internet always has something ridiculous to make us laugh! 🤳🌐😆

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, beautiful” me.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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