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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,208

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Breaking via X:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Just shared via WeChat:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Shared recently on Slack:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Just landed via Threads:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Spotted on Messenger:

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Live now on Snapchat:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

41 shares on Threads this month:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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615 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,208

Funny Quotes Topics

17,340

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15,208

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,732

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

Making waves on Threads:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Spotted on Instagram:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Making waves on Instagram:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Just shared via TikTok:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Going viral on X:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Shared recently on Reddit:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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