115 Funny online quotes

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  5 hours ago

  Share →: I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

  Commentary:
  "When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

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  1 day ago

  Share →: It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! If 15 people complimented me in person, I'd immediately start a fashion blog. 😂👗📸 #FeelingFabulous"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

  Commentary:
  "When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

  Commentary:
  "I'm not surprised, some of these posts definitely come with a 'Do Not Escape' plan! 🕵️‍♀️🚔🏃‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

  Commentary:
  "When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Just networking my way through the chaotic web of strangers… 😂🌐 #Priorities"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

  Commentary:
  "Totally agree! Just texted Batman about it 😂🦸‍♂️🎤"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"

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