21 Funny online shopping quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

  Commentary:
  Tracking my package is my new favorite reality TV show 📦📺😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

  Commentary:
  Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

  Commentary:
  That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's preparing for the ultimate online shopping spree! 🛒💸 #Goals

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

  Commentary:
  "When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

  Commentary:
  When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Grocery shopping while hungry is like a game of 'Will I regret this later?' 😂 It's the online shopping equivalent of hitting 'Add to Cart' without checking the price tag after a few too many cocktails! 🛒🍔🍟"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

  Commentary:
  “Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

  Commentary:
  "Online shopping: making us use our legs since 1994. Who knew that the most strenuous part of the process would be reaching for our wallet? It's a real workout for the modern age."

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