16 Funny online shopping quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
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  3 months ago

  View →: Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.
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  5 months ago

  View →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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