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30 Funny order quotes

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025