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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Breaking via Instagram:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spotted on TikTok:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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38 Funny order quotes

Funny order quotes 📝🤣 are the perfect blend of chaos and humor, capturing the delightful absurdity of everyday requests. From coffee shop mix-ups ☕ to the hilarious miscommunications at restaurants 🍔, these quotes shine a spotlight on the quirks of ordering in our fast-paced world. Whether you’re a fan of witty wordplay or laugh-out-loud blunders, there’s something in these gems to tickle your funny bone and keep you giggling through the day! 😂🙌

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1 day ago
Share →: My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Commentary:
Nothing beats the excitement of finding out my impulse buys are out for a joyride to my doorstep! 📦🚚💨
5 days ago
Share →: If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
5 days ago
Share →: I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Commentary:
That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
6 days ago
Share →: Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Commentary:
Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
1 month ago
Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Commentary:
"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
2 months ago
Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Commentary:
"With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"
3 months ago
Share →: It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how we have to act out a mini nap performance before the real deal? 😴 I guess it's all part of the theatrical masterpiece called 'Going to Bed'. 🎭 Sweet dreams, folks! 😄"
4 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕
4 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my life is too chaotic to follow instructions. Even my planner doesn't listen to me 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithoutACause"

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Breaking via X:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Spotted on Instagram:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Breaking via Messenger:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Making waves on Slack:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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