56 Funny order quotes

• My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

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  5 hours ago

  dining, else, etiquette, expensive, generosity, humor, me, money, order, parents, paying, raise, situation, social, social situation, someone, something, upbringing

• Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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  9 hours ago

  almost, anything, awkward, awkward moment, barista, coffee, else, humor, i, moment, order, said, stability

• As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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  16 hours ago

  chip, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, help, humor, i, just, OCD, order, pringle, respect, snack, someone

• I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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  17 hours ago

  binge, binge-watching, control, fingerprint, fingerprints, humor, i, law, Law and Order, much, order, remote, remote control, turn, TV, watch, watching, wipe

• Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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  20 hours ago

  bed, bedtime, canceling, canceling date, cancelling, care, date, early, early night, humor, i, night, order, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care

• Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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  6 days ago

  cryptocurrency, d.c., food, food order, manipulation, market, market manipulation, order, ordering, pizza, Polymarket, prank, pull, rug, rug pull, scam, Washington, Washington D.C.

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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  1 month ago

  Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  2 months ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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  2 months ago

  care, dump, friendship, health, humor, invitation, mental, mental health, movie, nap, order, over, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care, take, trauma, trauma dump, want, watch

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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  2 months ago

  anger, anyone, fast, fast food, food, food order, frustration, humor, i, order, over, personality, reaction, trust

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