Funny quotes order

31 Funny order quotes

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

2 weeks ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

1 month ago

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

2 months ago

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

2 months ago

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

2 months ago

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

3 months ago

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

3 months ago

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

3 months ago

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

3 months ago

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

3 months ago

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

3 months ago

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

3 months ago

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

3 months ago

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

3 months ago

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

3 months ago

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

3 months ago

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

3 months ago

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

3 months ago

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

3 months ago