55 Funny order quotes

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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  3 weeks ago

  Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week

• McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

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  1 month ago

  customer, customer service, drive-thru, error, fast, fast food, food, food error, McDonald’s, needs, order, service, stuff, trade, trade-in, window, wrong, wrong order

• Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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  1 month ago

  care, dump, friendship, health, humor, invitation, mental, mental health, movie, nap, order, over, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care, take, trauma, trauma dump, want, watch

• I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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  2 months ago

  anger, anyone, fast, fast food, food, food order, frustration, humor, i, order, over, personality, reaction, trust

• My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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  2 months ago

  Amazon, anything, delivery, driver, humor, knock, misunderstanding, morning, ok, order, sure, us, wife, yesterday

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  2 months ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

• I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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  2 months ago

  embrace, flaw, flaws, humor, i, joke, order, restraining, restraining order, sarcasm, self-acceptance, tried

• “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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  2 months ago

  alphabetical, alphabetical order, English, English language, facetious, humor, joke, language, language joke, order, said, vowel, vowels, wordplay, words

• Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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  2 months ago

  accidentally, Amazon, buy, ever, impulse, impulse buy, money, online, online shopping, order, shopping, stress

• My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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  2 months ago

  delivery, email, emails, excitement, favorite, notification, ones, order, say, shipment, shopping

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