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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Share →: Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Sounds like a classic case of "cleaning distraction syndrome"! 🧹🤷‍♂️ Who knew organizing could lead to a sudden desire to rediscover childhood treasures or reminisce over old memories? Just remember, it's all part of the tidying process! 😉🌟

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Reported on Slack:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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