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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

3 months ago

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

3 months ago

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

3 months ago

Shazam but for random noises outside.

3 months ago

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

3 months ago

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

3 months ago

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

3 months ago

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

3 months ago

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

3 months ago

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

3 months ago

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

3 months ago

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

3 months ago

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

3 months ago

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

3 months ago