69 Funny outside quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

  Commentary:
  It sounds like those early bird gangs are really ruffling some feathers in the neighborhood! 🐦💥 Maybe they're just trying to start their day with a little tweet-ment before the sun rises. Just make sure they don't start charging for ringside seats! 🕊️🥊🌅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Turns out the rest of the world didn't get the apocalypse memo and is just casually sipping lattes and scrolling through memes while Australia is battling desert bandits. 🌏☕️😂 #MadMaxRealityCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions! 🏠🤔 Maybe staying home is the safest bet after all! 😂 #Homebody"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

  Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

  Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic progression of a night out: from admiring art to considering alternate modes of transportation! 🍸🍸🍸🛹 Who needs a taxi when you've got liquid courage and a skateboard waiting for you outside? Just be sure to wear a helmet – safety first, folks! 😄 #SkateboardRide #TipsyThoughts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch 🌞🤔 Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? 😂 #IndoorAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a tent when you've got a cozy bed and a roof over your head? 🏠😴 Camping is just nature's way of saying 'Hey, remember how good you have it at home?' 🌲⛺️ Maybe roughing it just means you forgot to set the thermostat to your preferred temperature 😉❄️ #IndoorCampingFTW"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a box when you've got unlimited imagination? 🌟 Think so far outside the box that you forget it even exists! 📦🚫 #BreakingBarriers"

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