172 Funny own quotes

• Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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  2 days ago

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• 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, debugging, humor, just, motion, own, programming, realization, slow, slow motion, stupidity

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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  2 weeks ago

  breakfast, days, dinner, food, freedom, fun, humor, life, lifestyle, live, living, meal, own, terms

• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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  3 weeks ago

  CVS, destroy, energy, enough, every, exalt, experience, individual, own, powerful, powerful energy, store, store experience, unique, unique energy

• I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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  3 weeks ago

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• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  1 month ago

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• Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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  1 month ago

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• I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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  1 month ago

  business, business teacher, education, fat, humor, i, irony, own, pe, PE teacher, physical, physical education, scam, school, teacher, weight

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