179 Funny own quotes

• Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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  5 days ago

  belief, everyone, eye, eyes, good, good morning, humor, morning, own, perception, reality, sarcasm, sight, still

• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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  5 days ago

  anything, care, daily, daily struggle, day, dialogue, every, frustration, humor, i, idiot, inner, inner dialogue, me, own, self-awareness, self-care, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, single, struggle, take, why

• My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.

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  5 days ago

  abusive, abusive relationship, brain, health, humor, mental, mental health, most, own, relationship, self

• I hate world events. I have problems of my own to worry about.

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  5 days ago

  event, events, hate, humor, i, issue, own, personal, personal issue, problem, problems, world, world event, worry

• Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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  5 days ago

  family, frustration, humor, mother, nobody, own, parent, ragebait, relationship, sarcasm

• There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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  5 days ago

  decision, life, living, meaninglessness, opposite, own, rescue, someone, start, suicide, where

• Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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  6 days ago

  commitment, fear, humor, i, marriage, mean, own, relationship, room, scary

• Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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  6 days ago

  age, borrow, borrowing, chair, chairs, Christmas, elderly, found, humor, just, loneliness, neighbor, over, own, spare, tomorrow, visit

• 90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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  6 days ago

  90, debugging, humor, just, motion, own, programming, realization, slow, slow motion, stupidity

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  6 days ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

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