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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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