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Share →: Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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