Funny Party Quotes That Will Have You Laughing All Night Long! 🎉😂

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

2 months ago2 months ago

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

3 months ago2 months ago

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

3 months ago2 months ago

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

3 months ago2 months ago

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

3 months ago2 months ago

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

4 months ago2 months ago

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

5 months ago2 months ago

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

5 months ago2 months ago

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

5 months ago2 months ago

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

5 months ago2 months ago

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

5 months ago2 months ago

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

May 20, 20242 months ago

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

May 16, 20242 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

May 16, 20242 months ago

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Nov 24, 2023May 6, 2024

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Sep 22, 2023May 9, 2024

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023