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Funny party quotes

Jun 13
Share →: I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.
Nov 24
Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.
Oct 17
Share →: I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
Sep 28
Share →: I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
Sep 22
Share →: I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.
Sep 22
Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.
Sep 22
Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
Sep 22
Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
Sep 22
Share →: Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.
Sep 22
Share →: An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.