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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Trending via WeChat:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Spotted on Twitch:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Making waves on Instagram:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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113 Funny party quotes

Funny party quotes bring a playful twist to the excitement and chaos of celebrations! 🎉😂 From humorous observations about party antics to witty remarks on social gatherings, these quotes capture the joy and hilarity of festive occasions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of partying! 😄🥳

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1 day ago
Share →: Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Commentary:
Ready to party… from the comfort of my favorite chair! 🪑😄
2 days ago
Share →: These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Commentary:
When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? 🕺🦵🔍
2 days ago
Share →: Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Commentary:
Can't believe we spent millennia deciding gender with just a birthday cake and a gut feeling. 🚀🌞🎂
3 days ago
Share →: If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Commentary:
Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊‍♂️😆
3 days ago
Share →: I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Commentary:
Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
3 days ago
Share →: At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Commentary:
When the DJ drops the bass but all you drop is your back 💃🕺💊
3 days ago
Share →: What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

Commentary:
When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️‍♂️🍕
3 days ago
Share →: Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂
4 days ago
Share →: If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Commentary:
Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴
5 days ago
Share →: My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Commentary:
Looks like your twin won the secret sibling lottery! 🎉🎈😂

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Going viral on Twitch:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Just landed via Facebook:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Live now on Instagram:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Live now on X:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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