132 Funny party quotes

• What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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  1 week ago

  90s, 90s movie, Christmas, Christmas party, corporate, corporate party, culture, exist, holiday, holiday party, huge, movie, nostalgia, office, office culture, party, seems

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  1 week ago

  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  4 weeks ago

  celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year

• Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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  4 weeks ago

  20s, 40s, age, aging, before, going, going out, home, humor, lifestyle, nightlife, party, used, welcome

• My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, boomer, bring, complaint, courtesy, etiquette, item, knows, most, nobody, party, social, social behavior

• These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

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  1 month ago

  aging, club, dance, fashion, heel, heels, humor, knee, knees, low, party, same, used

• Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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  1 month ago

  exaggeration, gender, gender reveal, humor, invention, needs, party, reveal, satire, sun

• If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, contestant, contestants, course, drunk, every, forever, humor, i, island, life, love, Love Island, party, pool, reality, reality show, show, wasted

• I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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  2 months ago

  after, another, dog, fashion, getting, getting ready, humor, ID, know, me, outfit, party, perspective, pet, pet perspective, ready, thinking, try, while

• At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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  2 months ago

  asking, club, headache, humor, ibuprofen, night, night out, pain, pain relief, party, relief

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