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79 Funny party quotes

Funny party quotes bring a playful twist to the excitement and chaos of celebrations! 🎉😂 From humorous observations about party antics to witty remarks on social gatherings, these quotes capture the joy and hilarity of festive occasions. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun side of partying! 😄🥳

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Livin’ la vida vodka!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025