61 Funny patience quotes

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  20 hours ago

  Share →: Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 When you realize Friday is the punchline of the week! #Mood 😂"

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Breathe dramatically into the phone to assert dominance 😤📞 #HeavyBreathingChampion"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

  Commentary:
  "Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

  Commentary:
  "When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my soulmate missed the train… probably stuck in traffic behind a herd of turtles! 🚂🐢😆"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'hangry' monster strikes again! 🍔😡 Just feed it and watch the peace return! 😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

  Commentary:
  "When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"

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