Funny quotes patience

49 Funny patience quotes

Funny patience quotes offer a humorous perspective on the art of waiting and enduring. ⏳😂 From witty observations about our struggles with patience to playful comments on the trials of being patient, these quotes bring a light-hearted touch to the challenge of staying calm. Embrace the comedy in patience and enjoy a chuckle as you navigate life’s waiting games! ⏳😂

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

2 weeks ago

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

1 month ago

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

2 months ago

My last straw is way longer than I thought.

2 months ago

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

2 months ago

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

2 months ago

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

2 months ago

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

2 months ago

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

2 months ago

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

3 months ago

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

3 months ago

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

3 months ago

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

3 months ago

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

3 months ago

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

3 months ago

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

3 months ago

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

3 months ago

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

3 months ago

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

3 months ago

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

3 months ago