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146 Funny person quotes
Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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Apr 1, 2025
Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.
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Mar 30, 2025
I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.
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Mar 20, 2025
A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
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Mar 18, 2025
I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
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Mar 18, 2025
Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
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Mar 18, 2025
We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
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Mar 18, 2025
The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
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Mar 18, 2025
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
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Mar 18, 2025
Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
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Mar 18, 2025
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
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Mar 17, 2025
Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
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Mar 17, 2025
Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.
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Mar 17, 2025
Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
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Mar 17, 2025
I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
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Mar 11, 2025
Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
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Mar 8, 2025
You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.
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Mar 7, 2025
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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Feb 25, 2025
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
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Feb 25, 2025
Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.
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Feb 25, 2025
A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
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Feb 25, 2025
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Feb 25, 2025
Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.
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Feb 25, 2025
I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
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Feb 24, 2025
One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.
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Feb 15, 2025
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