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172 Funny person quotes
Funny person quotes are all about those unique, hilarious individuals who bring laughter into our lives! ππ€ Whether itβs someone who always has a clever comeback, a friend whoβs just a little too honest, or a family member with the quirkiest habits, these quotes prove that every person is a potential source of comedy. Letβs celebrate the funny people who make life more fun! πππ
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- I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.
- Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?
- Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I wonβt be catching this train again.
- Donβt be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. Itβs the best way to find out if the person youβre interviewing is a good candidate for the job.
- A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.
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"Just when you think you've reached the bottom of my personality, surprise! There's a basement! ππ€·ββοΈ #PlotTwist #StillWorseThanThat" -
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"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion π½οΈπ€·ββοΈ #StayHungry" -
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"Those bruises are just my bodyβs way of telling me Iβm living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life ππ π€" -
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"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… π₯·π₯¬π " -
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"When a text message sounds exactly like them, I giggle as if they're narrating their own drama! π€£π€ #ChuckleComms" -
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"Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! π€ππ" -
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"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. πππ #BraveHeart" -
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"Why let AI play telephone with my emails? ππ€π§ #ICanReadMyself" -
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"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? π¬οΈπ―π "
Top Funny Person Quotes π₯
- I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
- Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.
- Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.
- Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.
- That moment when you realize βyeah, this person is never gonna hear from me againβ is so crazy.
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