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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Going viral on TikTok:

Friends with consequences.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Reported on Discord:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Just landed via Threads:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Making waves on Messenger:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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236 Funny person quotes

Funny person quotes are all about those unique, hilarious individuals who bring laughter into our lives! 😄👤 Whether it’s someone who always has a clever comeback, a friend who’s just a little too honest, or a family member with the quirkiest habits, these quotes prove that every person is a potential source of comedy. Let’s celebrate the funny people who make life more fun! 😂🎉🙌

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Share →: It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
2 days ago
Share →: Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
4 days ago
Share →: Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄
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Share →: I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

Commentary:
Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨
4 days ago
Share →: Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Welcome to the exclusive club of charmingly quirky oddballs! 🌟🤪
5 days ago
Share →: Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
1 week ago
Share →: It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
1 week ago
Share →: When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
1 week ago
Share →: “I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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When your spirit animal is a nap-loving sloth but your schedule says "early bird" 🦥⏰🥴
1 week ago
Share →: I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Commentary:
Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Just shared via Twitch:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Breaking via YouTube:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Just shared via Pinterest:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Spotted on Threads:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Just shared via Pinterest:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Spreading quickly via X:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Spotted on Reddit:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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