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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.
4 days ago
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
2 weeks ago
Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.
2 weeks ago
Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?
2 weeks ago
Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
3 weeks ago
Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.
4 weeks ago
I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.
1 month ago
A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
1 month ago
I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
1 month ago
Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.
1 month ago
We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
1 month ago
The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.
1 month ago
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
1 month ago
Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
1 month ago
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.
1 month ago
Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.
1 month ago
Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.
1 month ago
Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.
1 month ago
I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
1 month ago
Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!
2 months ago
You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.
2 months ago
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
2 months ago
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
2 months ago
Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.
2 months ago
A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.
2 months ago
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
2 months ago
Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.
2 months ago
I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.
2 months ago
One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.
2 months ago
Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
3 months ago
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