Funny quotes pet

125 Funny pet quotes

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

2 weeks ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

3 weeks ago

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

1 month ago

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

1 month ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

1 month ago

It was me, I let the dogs out.

1 month ago

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

1 month ago

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

1 month ago

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

1 month ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

2 months ago

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

2 months ago

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

2 months ago

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

2 months ago

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

2 months ago

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

2 months ago

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

2 months ago

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

3 months ago

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

3 months ago

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

3 months ago