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6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
6 months ago
Share →: If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Commentary:
🦕🕰️ "If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur… Because who needs a dog when you can have a T-Rex as a best friend? Just make sure it doesn't eat the neighbors! 🦖😂"
6 months ago
Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog missed the memo on extreme sports 🐶🛹! Perhaps he's just more of a "couch-potato" kind of pup 🥔🐾! Who needs skateboards when you can get carried around like a royal canine? 👑😄
6 months ago
Share →: I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Commentary:
"When you have conversations with your dog and she gives you that 'are you for real?' look, you know who the real genius is in the room. 🐶🤪 #DogHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
6 months ago
Share →: You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Commentary:
"Who knew that petting your cat would result in turning your house into one big furball sanctuary? 🐱🏠 If only vacuum cleaners had a 'cat hair off' setting! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Commentary:
"Talk about the ruff life! 🐶 Unemployment, debt-free, and snoozing away like it's a full-time job? Sounds like this dog has it all figured out! Maybe we should take some notes from our four-legged friend on how to master the art of relaxation! 💤😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Commentary:
🔦💡 When someone flips the light on without asking, it's like a surprise party you didn't want to attend! A thousand curses to the light-switch bandits out there – may they forever stumble in the dark when searching for their missing socks! 😂🔆
6 months ago
Share →: I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Commentary:
Looks like the dogs are ready to play fetch with your snack! 🐶🎾 Who knew an innocent orange could cause such confusion in the canine world? Maybe next time you should stick to apples to avoid any ball-shaped food mix-ups! 😄🍊