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6 months ago
Share →: So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Commentary:
"Seems like people really love their Roombas… until it's time to let them spread their wings and venture into the wild! 🤖🦋 #FreeTheRoombas"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets
6 months ago
Share →: Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Commentary:
Looks like your dog is the ultimate bipartisan pee-ologist! 🐶🤣 Who knew our furry friends could play a part in the political process too? Maybe he's advocating for a "pawsome" unity party! 🐾 #Dogtatorship
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Commentary:
"Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"
6 months ago
Share →: Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Commentary:
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!"
6 months ago
Share →: I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest"
6 months ago
Share →: If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Commentary:
"Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"
6 months ago
Share →: I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Commentary:
"Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"
6 months ago
Share →: Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"