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5 months ago
Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Commentary:
"Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"
5 months ago
Share →: Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Commentary:
"Who needs words when you have those adorable puppy eyes and wagging tails? Dogs have mastered the art of communication without saying a word – it's no wonder they have us wrapped around their paws!"
5 months ago
Share →: My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Commentary:
“Well, I guess it’s tough being a freeloader when all you have to offer is unconditional love and endless entertainment. Maybe the dog is just practicing for their future career as a professional napper!”
5 months ago
Share →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Commentary:
🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere
5 months ago
Share →: All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Commentary:
“Who needs a therapist when you have a dog? 🐾 Most of them are just winging it anyways! 🤣 #FreelanceTherapists”
6 months ago
Share →: What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Commentary:
Can you imagine the stunned look on your face if your dog suddenly drops this bombshell on you? 🐶😯 Just imagine the endless possibilities and conspiracy theories that would follow such a declaration! 🤔🐾 And to top it off, the dog's vow of silence afterward would only add to the mystery and hilarity of the situation! 🤫😂
6 months ago
Share →: I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
6 months ago
Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Commentary:
🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a legitimate reason for being fashionably late! 🍩📸 Who can resist capturing such adorable donut-shaped moments, right? Next time, just blame it on the dog – guaranteed no one will be mad! 😄🐶 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Commentary:
"Whoops, hope my tardiness didn't launch any major concerns! 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll stick to the traditional 'running late' excuse instead of aiming for a grand entrance! 🏰💥"