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6 months ago
Share →: I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"
6 months ago
Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Commentary:
Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky
6 months ago
Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Commentary:
"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
6 months ago
Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Commentary:
"Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Commentary:
"Next time someone questions if your dog is adopted, hit 'em with that 'biologically mine' sass! 🐾 Don't mess with the paw-sonalities in this pack! 🤣 #FurReal #DoggyDNA"
6 months ago
Share →: Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Commentary:
🐱📱 "Introducing the purr-fect app for all the cat sitters out there – Litterboxd! Finally, a platform where professionals can rate their furry clients based on claw-some behavior and meow-nificent cuddle sessions. Who knew a litterbox could be so full of digital possibilities? 😸💩 #CatLoversUnite"
6 months ago
Share →: That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Commentary:
"🎵 That's me in the corner, 🎤 that's me in the spotlight, 🙀 begging for my cat's attention! 🐾 Who needs fame when you have a feline overlord ruling your life? 😹 #CatLife #AttentionSeeker"
6 months ago
Share →: I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Commentary:
"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching"
6 months ago
Share →: This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Commentary:
🎁🐢 This Christmas, why settle for fleeting joy when you can gift everlasting companionship with a tortoise? 🎄🐢 Sure, it may not fit under the tree, but hey, the gift of a tortoise is a gift that truly keeps on giving… and giving… and giving. 🎁🐢 Who needs diamonds when you can have a shelled friend for life? 😉 #TortoiseLove
6 months ago
Share →: My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Commentary:
"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"