Funny pick-up quotes

• Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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  1 month ago

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• Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

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  1 month ago

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• The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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  1 month ago

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• I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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  1 month ago

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• Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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  1 month ago

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