Funny quotes pick-up

Funny pick-up quotes

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025