Funny pick-up quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, quite the DIY enthusiast, I see! 🚦🎨 Who needs traffic lights when we've got your customized signals, right? 😂 Keep on mixing it up, smooth operator! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

  Commentary:
  🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you my washing machine? 🧺⏰ Because just like it, you seem to have absolutely no concept of how long 10 minutes last! 😆⏳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew exercise could be this challenging? 🚲💪 Next, they'll ask us to plank while spinning! 🔁😂 #GymProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

  Commentary:
  "Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️‍♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

  Commentary:
  "Are you bad wifi? Because I'm getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection"

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