37 Funny pizza quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's ready to splurge at Michaels! 💸🎨 Don't worry, Michael better be ready to work overtime today! 🛠️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your pizza is serving up a side of psychedelic experience 🍄🍕! Just wait for those shrooms to kick in and take you on a magical flavor journey. Who knew toppings could be so trippy? 😜✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

  Commentary:
  "Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious ways of pizza calories and midnight munchies 🕛🍕✨ Who knew our bodies had a built-in time-travel feature for guilt-free indulgence? Dietitians everywhere, probably."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Pizza slices mysteriously disappear one by one! 🍕😂 Looks like an intense pizza consumption challenge is in progress! Will they reach Slice Number 5 and rewrite the record books? Stay tuned for more cheesy updates! 🧀📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Seeing double when you're drunk can be confusing, but realizing it's just one pizza slice is a cheesy letdown! 🍕🍕 #PizzaPartyFoul"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

  Commentary:
  🌕🍕 "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. 🌊🦑 When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." 😂 Looks like love and sea creatures have more in common than we thought! Just be careful where you swim… and what you swim with!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

  Commentary:
  🍕📸 "Who needs unsolicited selfies when you can woo someone with unsolicited pizza pics instead? Talk about a slice of romance! 🍕😉"

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