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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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69 but we both just farting.

Breaking via Reddit:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Just landed via TikTok:

It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

Reported on Pinterest:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Trending via Twitch:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Going viral on Slack:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Reported on Facebook:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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Jan 21, 2025
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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"Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Life is short, flirt with me!

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"Life is shorter than my attention span, so make it interesting and flirt with me! 😉💃 #YOLO"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Commentary:
Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy"

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Just landed via Instagram:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Spotted on Slack:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

Trending via Facebook:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Just landed via Reddit:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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