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39 Funny point quotes

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025