43 Funny point quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.
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  2 months ago

  View →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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  3 months ago

  View →: At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?
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  4 months ago

  View →: At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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