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Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Reported on YouTube:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Spotted on X:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Live now on Threads:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Trending via Slack:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Breaking via X:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Reported on Instagram:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Funny point quotes are the zesty sprinkles on the cupcake of life, adding humor to everyday moments 🤣✨. Whether you’re aiming to tickle your funny bone or lighten the mood, these quotes hit the mark with wit and charm 🏹😊. Perfect for sharing with friends or sparking a chuckle in your day, they’re the ultimate go-to for a quick laugh 😂🙌. Dive into the fun and let the giggles begin!

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6 hours ago
Share →: Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Commentary:
Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶‍♀️😂
12 hours ago
Share →: It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Commentary:
If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
15 hours ago
Share →: At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Commentary:
When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
18 hours ago
Share →: At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Commentary:
Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨‍👧‍👦
24 hours ago
Share →: I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Commentary:
Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
3 days ago
Share →: People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Commentary:
Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
5 days ago
Share →: I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Commentary:
Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

Commentary:
Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Commentary:
Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Commentary:
Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Shared recently on WeChat:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Breaking via Pinterest:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Trending via Twitch:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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