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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.
I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.
I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.
The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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1 week ago
Share →: I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Commentary:
"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"
4 weeks ago
Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Commentary:
"When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂
1 month ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Commentary:
She clocked out, kicked her feet up, and said “let’s see how this episode ends” 😇🍿📺
3 months ago
Share →: At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Commentary:
🤣 Oh snap! Tom Cruise definitely takes "action hero" to a whole new level! 🎬💥 It seems like he's more daring off-screen than on-screen these days! 🤸‍♂️🎥 #StuntmanGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs jetpacks when you can respawn like a pro gamer? 🎮💾 Don't worry, just hit 'load last save' and try again! No respawning required. 🔁😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Commentary:
"Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"
4 months ago
Share →: At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Commentary:
"Buying Tesla now is like showing up to a party wearing a fanny pack – bold move, but risky in the coolness department. 🤷‍♂️🚗 #RiskVsReward"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Commentary:
"Who knew that finding a parking spot could be the ultimate make-or-break moment in adulting? 🅿️🚗 Sometimes the struggle is just too real that surrendering and heading back home seems like the only logical option! 😂 #LifeGoals #ParkingStruggles"