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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

2 weeks ago

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

1 month ago

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

2 months ago

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

2 months ago

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

2 months ago

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

3 months ago

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

3 months ago

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

3 months ago

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

3 months ago

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

3 months ago

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

3 months ago

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

3 months ago

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

3 months ago

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

3 months ago

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

3 months ago

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

3 months ago