78 Funny point quotes

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  4 weeks ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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  1 month ago

  clown, fear, humor, i, invitation, invited, just, me, point, trust, woods

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  2 months ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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  2 months ago

  401k, addiction, caffeine, caffeine addiction, checking, coffee, coffee lover, comparison, finance, finance humor, funny comparison, humor, iced, iced coffee, lover, personal, personal finance, point, reward, reward point, rewards

• “I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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  2 months ago

  doing, doing nothing, favorite, favorite thing, humor, laziness, leisure, life, nothing, point, relaxation, thing, where

• “I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, anywhere, going, going out, humor, i, laziness, life, life stage, motivation, obligation, point, stage, where

• “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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  2 months ago

  favorite, favorite phrase, favourite, humor, literal, literal meaning, literally, meaning, phrase, phrases, point, sometimes, wordplay

• Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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  2 months ago

  cycle, frustration, health, hour, humor, joke, just, last, leave, menstruation, period, point, pregnancy, pregnant, time, why, women’s, women’s health

• It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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  2 months ago

  3, better, crazy, got, humor, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, movie review, opinion, park, point, review, say, series, sery, things, where

• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  2 months ago

  able, bedtime, beer, being, drinking, frustration, help, humor, i, insomnia, maybe, point, relaxation, sleep, sleeplessness, throw, towel

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