32 Funny potato quotes

• People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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  2 months ago

  deserve, food, food humor, food preference, fry, humor, humor at food, opinion, people, potato, preference, ridicule, sarcasm, seriously, shame, sweet, sweet potato fry, taken

• I have the sex drive of a potato.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, drive, humor, i, potato, relationship, self-deprecation, sex, sex drive, wit

• Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, fashion, good, humor, look good, lose, love, me, potato, potato sack, relationship, sack, self-esteem, tell

• The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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  2 months ago

  food, fruit, funny observation, fur, humor, kiwi, misunderstanding, observation, potato, thought, time

• The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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  2 months ago

  food, humor, kindest, kindest vegetable, kindness, potato, sweet, sweet potato, vegetable

• I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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  2 months ago

  aluminum, aluminum foil, bet, cooking, feels, foil, food, funny observation, good, humor, i, observation, oiling, potato, preparation, wrapping

• Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, humor, joke, nice, potato, pun, shame, someone, tater, tots, wordplay

• I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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  2 months ago

  call, comfy, dress, fashion, floral, flortato, humor, i, me, nelly, Nelly Flortato, potato, self-deprecation, today

• Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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  2 months ago

  beach, embarrassment, front, funny moment, humor, lifeguard, moment, moving, potato, shoutout, Speedo, swimwear

• There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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  2 months ago

  comparison, dining, else, enough, everyone, excess, food, humor, mashed, mashed potato, much, nowhere, portion, portion size, posh, potato, restaurant, size, too

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