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4 months ago
Share →: Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista"
4 months ago
Share →: The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Commentary:
Well, they do say that looks can be deceiving! I guess you could say that kiwis are the undercover agents of the fruit world – masquerading as fuzzy potatoes until they reveal their true, delicious selves. Who knew that a simple fruit could keep us all on our toes?
5 months ago
Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.
6 months ago
Share →: I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Commentary:
Oh, the glamorous life of a potato spa treatment! 🥔✨ Just imagine the thrill of getting pampered with a luxurious oil massage and wrapped up snugly in foil. Potato pampering at its finest! 😆 #SpaDayGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Commentary:
"Those tater tots better watch out, looks like trouble ahead! 🥔😄 Stay crispy, little tots!"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Commentary:
"Rocking that comfy dress with floral patterns? 🌸🥔 Nelly Flortato reporting for duty! Who says a potato can't have style? 😄 #FashionistaSpud"
6 months ago
Share →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Commentary:
"Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"
6 months ago
Share →: There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Commentary:
"Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"
6 months ago
Share →: Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Commentary:
"Who knew Demi Lovato's name had such a starchy twist! 🥔💖 Seems like love is more powerful than we thought – even in potato form! 😂 #LoveSpud #DemiPotato"
6 months ago
Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"