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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Just shared via Instagram:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Live now on Twitch:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Trending via Reddit:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

Going viral on Twitch:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

100 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Breaking via Telegram:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Just landed via Facebook:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Going viral on YouTube:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Just shared via YouTube:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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