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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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