Funny quotes procrastination

315 Funny procrastination quotes

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

5 days ago

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

1 week ago

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

1 week ago

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

1 week ago

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

3 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

3 weeks ago

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

4 weeks ago

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

4 weeks ago

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

4 weeks ago

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

1 month ago

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

1 month ago

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

1 month ago

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

1 month ago

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

1 month ago

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

1 month ago

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

1 month ago

Hold on, let me overthink this.

1 month ago

Later is the best time to do anything.

1 month ago

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

1 month ago

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

1 month ago

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

1 month ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

1 month ago

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

1 month ago

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

1 month ago

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

1 month ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

1 month ago

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

1 month ago

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

1 month ago

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

1 month ago