358 Funny procrastination quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

  Commentary:
  "Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

  Commentary:
  "When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

  Commentary:
  "Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

  Commentary:
  "Props to all the laundry basket and dish warriors who thought, 'Why not add dirt and plants to the mix?' 🌿🧺🍽️😂"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

  Commentary:
  "When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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